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The Wolf Man tries his luck at speed dating.

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Man is intensely disgusted with the tears of a baby bottle. You want something to cry about, I'll give you something to cry about!

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I'm sorry sir, but you have eaten all of our chicken nuggets. We simple can't sell you any more.

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I'd like to welcome you all to Space Station 13.

A mildly surprised, pale pink man in a black turtleneck is going bald as he stands in front of the Imperial Rising Sun.

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The Burger King competes against Mayor McCheese for the championship belt.

Medic high kicks Hulk Hitler right in his brühwurst and brussel sprouts.

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♫Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire.♫

Zombie is FOREVER ALONE on its birthday.

A chocolate dog. Perhaps it is a Labrador.

If you don't wear a helmet when you skateboard, you're gonna have a bad time.

Doodle or Die

Come see Elvis, live, in person, from this Saturday till the end of eternity!

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