The 15-year-old Statue of Liberty is confused as to why she has suddenly gotten acne and become a nymphomaniac. Perhaps puberty.

A toilet exclaims to a woman that it is a bad time for them to have sex.

The sun is mad and demands that a dalmation stop wiggling its ass. The sun is uncomfortable with its attraction to dalmations.

Ladder.

Two skinny men sewn together agree with eachother.

Blue man and Green man have gotten over their differences in the mutual interest of bacon.

Ronald McDonald shoving fries in your face because he doesn't think you're lovin' it. He has deep-seated insecurities from his childhood.

A shit shitting.

A knight receives a birthday cake. He's pretty happy about it.

New Chain

Girl with short hair and a medical eye patch.

A chubby red-headed girl with half of her head shaved looks disinterested.

Either the Olympic Torch, or a hand. I'm not sure.

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