A man refuses to get a nose job because he revels in natural beauty. He may be denying tattoo eyebrows though, as he has none.

A duck struggles through quitting his past aducktions; they are haunting his every waking moment.

War makes grenades commit suicide.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because a dinosaur ate 5, 6 is next, and 7 has a knife. What will 6 do next? Found out on the next exciting episode of

twin towers are happy and together again

caterpie butts

Girl you give me that electric eel.

New Chain

The character everyone forgets.

Do not penetrate the dog with your unicorn, please.

no i will not shit

A red brick and orange clay house.

A cool guy using a cool sabre (tooth heh).

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