DOUBLE THE SHITS

"You are a Ring bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of power is to be alone."

greedy pirate claims a mans life assets and in result, man is fears for his future.

a "manana"

shitty ninjas

some bird-dragon thing multiplied by a stick figure armed with the power of christ equals strawberry milkshakes spilling all over the floor.

so who's up for some alphabet soup? *accidentally the whole can into a toilet*

a vegetable is beating on an innocent bystander while other bystanders pressure said vegetable to leave innocent bystander alone

ninja yoda trained in the art of using shoes as lethal weapons finds that he is stuck on pizza planet

shoddy being of nature shoots a roll of toilet paper with a "l"

man on acid trip gets financially assaulted by EA inc. and realizes that LSD is bad

excalibur