Catlion with asymmetrical eyes is holding a baseball bat with it's tail, but does not seem aggressive. If anything, slightly braindead

A black thumb with creases and a red splotch emerging out of a cloud while a blind, piss-drooling man with green moustache manifests near

Proportionally inaccurate psychotic simpson man giving a retarded 'thumbs-up' to disturbing african apparition with free-hanging eyeball

Seizure man being harassed by floating headphones while midget drinks piss from a shaker with tallman about to snap in half

A deformed clay coffee cup with two very large handles and black buttons on the front

A camel stalked by two giant floating 60's-style 0's shits with anorexic gutters

Jesus unmasked himself and revealed his true identity

Vacuum-cleaner genie shows a miniature fullcorn baguette to a stickman taking a shit on the crying moon

Kermit's avian cousin shoves a memory stick into the black indentation on his back

Mouthbreathing man paints the mouth of a tyrannosaurus with the pink shit of crucial multiculturalism that will fuck his children

Fantastical minimalist composition featuring the colour blue, intricately designed by lazy man

Tanned man gloriously fullfills his dream by morphing himself into a plane and flies the fuck over everything

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