IT'S A BURR.

AN astronaut.

The androgynous stick person fends off an attack from the mighty wizard Gilgasriad with a giant matchstick.

Agro monkey is pissed.

The Gentleman shrugs, for he does not know what it is that you want.

Pikachu is eating a pokeball.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE!!

The crackheads find it humorous that they just murdered a man for the fun of it. JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED!!!!

Red haired Weird Al finds music boring...even though it's his career.

The white man does not want to play WoW, whereas the negro does.

Slinkies don't fall down stairs because of physics, IT'S BECAUSE OF MAGIC!!! TA-DAH!!!!!!!!!

Do not know what this is, looks like a brown oval in combat gear with a mortar and giving you some directions you can't understand.