Heavy and his sandvich are having a disco party.

An Explosion goes off and a man is sent flying, yelling obscenities. The man is wearing a red shirt and has brown hair.

EMIGRATION JOKES

You're not even trying, are you?

Sad Turkey leg has no gaems

New Chain

A red mushroom.

New Chain

It makes me sad when someone wont help start off a chain...

New Chain

Someone loves you, no matter what anyone else says otherwise.

Sassy river

Sexual abuse.

New Chain

A boy that doesn't have any skin has his girlfriend stolen by a fetus in a robotic suit.

The Lame default color palette for Doodle or Die. JOKES ON HIM BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE THE COLOR EXPANSION. HAHA LOSER.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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