poop smells, your shit stinks, flies love the smell, so go eat it.

Kitty guts look surprisingly like hot dog condiments! Meow go Boom!

ninja monkey makes balloon animals out of green spaghetti.

A kid knocking letter magnets off the fridge?

The parent just got home and had to break up an awesome party. D:

Beastelity about to happen

A very happy peanut who may or may not be on drugs.

An old Cuban drug cartel guy.

A man losing his mind in a frenzy of intense artwork

paranoid drug addict

Orgasim cake with pink whipped deliciousness sex-frosting on top.

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