an astoundingly beautiful drawing of a zombie trying to give red roses to a scared hooker. There are 2 milkshakes dancing in anticipation!

it's a delicious german lollipop

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Heavy on the mutant. Very light on the turtle.

a man waves at a naked guy he thinks he recognizes, just as he falls off the side of a building.

it's 2pm!!

in about 5 seconds, the day is going to get super hot and the birds and balloons are all going away.

guy seems surprised (even possibly offended) that his buddy's asking if he even lifts. What a bunch of shoes.

hungry man with killer abs just has to go through the door to get to his turkey leg dinner

watching an adorable dolphin fart on Youtube. Apparently the person watching it finds this really "hot".

lovely looking innocent girl ready for the prom, poor thing has no hands, though.

8bit smurf doesn't know what he did with his arror

Candy mountain was actually just full of hookers.