An old book describing the many ways of lighting a fire

Mouse is as fast as zelda

EA launching their new AAA title

An unattractive woman with extremely long hair preparing for an act of sex in the missionary position

Lizard with five eyes spewing fire

Piccolo finger is crowned king of all

Guy snorts coke from between two carpets while one of them is on fire

awful something

Launch of HL3

Nickelback concert.

Ant being a hat to a duck

A very suspicious cloud