A mime on drugs.
Hey kid... wanna buy a pickle?
A dragon is under the weather. It is terribly pale.
OH SHIT, AN ELSEN HAS A GUN AND HE'S DEMANDING SUGAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! CALL THE NAVY!
"More chowder, please", said the albatross.
A Supernatural porno.
An extreme close up of the face of a man who is staring at a spider in a tree across the street.
A red lego bricked just finished a 5k and it's out of breath.
Valerie is dead.
Everybody do the pizza dance!
A tiny robot gets hit in the head by a leaf.
Surprise me.