Ogre cop

An emo kid from the 90s is shocked to find that hair gel is no longer in style.

Can dice? Dice can.

I mean, it must be nice if you could regrow your arm if you just had some bloot.

THIS IS THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. THAT SHADE OF GREEN WITH THOSE LAPELS? HORRIFYING!

Two pieces of seaweed drifting through the ocean discuss what it means to have a heart. However, one is a sociopath, a heartless fool.

I don't think you understand how pure this Arm and Hammer baking soda is. It's PURE.

A carrot passes his green box to a tofu friend. Without it he becomes clinically depressed. The tofu becomes euphoric.

This obese pig wishes that his artist took as much care in drawing him as the beautiful, glorious, majestic koala on his computer screen.

A man desperately needs a suit because a majestic Nicolas Cage has asked him for the bag of carrots.

A nude man twirks confidently in a sea of human feces. A man next to him accepts the circumstances.

A man in a flawless white suit asks, "Is this your card?" The audience: a dinosaur, young woman, and purple wizard go nuts.