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The pope stone cold shoots a flower.

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Garfield enacts his ultamite fantasy on Odie.

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The democratic party lobbies for the vampire vote. Only the people's champion RONPAUL can stop it.

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An anarchist snail keeps on keeping on.

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A woman rides a dinosawer bare-back to the dick museum.

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