Of course you're pretty, my calcium-ridden skelebuddy. You're the cutest pile of bones anyone could ever ask for. Godspeed, you sweet thing.
Venom vs. Carnage
The lizard of truth is telling me I'm ugly. :(
a guy and his ant
Captain America Pen
Botticelli's Venus surfing the waves while wrestling Falcor
The moon is shocked to see that the sun is full of holes.
NEW CHAIN
a duck baby with a mask on is ssad because an asian ninja stole a crown from its egg
Poke the sad poop
timmy turner's dad OR professor uranium from the powerpuff girls says "Fucks w/ the killing shit"
a fetus with "middk fin,.h" written on it has a tapeworm with a see-through head shooting out of its chest, alien style
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