Doodle or Die

Hon hon hon, It is I, Ze great mysterious Monsieur Assface, and I vill fart all over your dead bodies

No, this is Patrick

Doodle or Die

I told you bats love hamburgers! Look at the little fella having a derpface because it is enjoying the burger so much

Doodle or Die

Planets can be females too! , She said, and she put on some lipstick and eyeliner

New Chain

a jackhammer with parkinson's

Satan finally finds the answers after his identity crisis

No wonder that you caught a cold, all you're wearing is a purple sweater

My hands are replaced by whisks and on fire, but i don't care

New Chain

Innocent beauty

The carpet from Alladin flies away, to escape Aladdin's abusive behaviour

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A question mark vomiting because it can't handle aperture portal technology

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