Giant, two-toned sperm doesn't care about stuff...

Ben & Jerry's, Phish Food Frozen Yogurt.

The first night on a new Minecraft map.

Tin Tin's self portrait from art class.

What it feels like to get a BJ.

A happy pussy.

A brutal pipe cleaner battle with lots of gore and gruesome violence.

Draw your favorite team's symbol or mascot.

The Golden Gate Bridge as drawn by a 5 year old.

A fire breathing dragon being slain by a brave knight.

Why does this demon get five eyes and I only get one?

Angry unibrowed gunman assaults large eyebrowed participants at the NNSWA (National Nudist Stilt Walkers Association) parade.

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