A homeless Humpty-Dumpty has nothing, yet is happy.

Doodle or Die

A surprisingly well drawn sketch of a dragon breathing fire.

Porn. Poorly drawn porn.

A Link-kitty

A man tries to roast a marshmallow. "Melt dammit!", he angrily instructs the marshmallow. It does not yield.

A redheaded woman bares her ample breasts.

A man with a preztel for a head says "Awww hellll NAW. Do not want!"

A tangled mess of roadways.

A capsule is launched from earth to outer space

Someone who is disgusted by the healthy, convenient Pam brand cooking spray.

Doodle or Die

A driver cutting off a pedestrian in a crosswalk. The pedestrian knows the driver's mom.

Redheaded nerd fumbles with a pencil.

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