Awesome skull on black background...really that is BADASS. You're gonna have to draw a REALLY cool skull to top this.

Pro survival tip, always pack the bare essentials if stranded on a beach- rope, wire, saws, and-er...a toilet. WAIT WHA-

Log #147: Was out eating dots, saw a ghost breathe fire- it's getting out of hand now- please, somebody...anybody...bring help --log ended--

A flash of lightning tries to apologise to his cloudy wife for having an affair with a strawberry. Still a better love story than Twilight.

Duck: Damn these musical notes, they're GIVING ME RABIES!!!

Fruit and veg take over a drug rehab, and consume all the drugs

Spengbab, drunk again, encounters a little lost soul. Being under the influence, Spengbab tries to coax to spirit into bed-unsuccessfully...

The reverend hated it when people made fun of the fact that he had a toilet bowl in his hat. Especially because the stress made the pee run

Cutting down a tree when it looks at me, sadness in its eyes, saying 'why, why do you do this to us? Have you not killed all our brethren?

Hitler halfway through a self appraising salute, when out bursts another Hitler, but all multicoloured! His expression is priceless

A guy eats keys to appease the key monster living in his stomach, giving him a few precious extra moments before the creature devours him

A T-Rex stands up for gay rights!! Yeah! You go pink t-rex! Er...oh--your hat's hanging out by the way.... *awkward silence*