Kermit is very unhappy so he ate a lot of candy, painted himself pink and went to a young child's birthday party.

last year with Micky Mouse's hat, a happy number, and something that I think is meant to symbolize the illuminati?

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Man addicted to internet porn and masturbation begins to set the mood.

Doodle or Die

Tigers are now all apart of the Bloods gang

This furry blond baby way born w/o limbs.

Doodle or Die

The Moon does not approve of your life choices.

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Baby elephant caves into peer pressure.

Lucifer's first day on the new job.

New Chain

My back hurts after all of this.

New Chain

Grandma quits her gambling addiction.

New Chain

If you give your parent your old computer, make sure all the porn is deleted.

New Discovery! Babibes everywhere are learning how to fly.

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