the cat ate an elephant, and now he's telling his foster-bird-parent

"Yeah, Jo's not coming back. There was a fatality on the toilet last week."

carrots off to their daily drugs and races

floating head girl needs to chill out because the floating middle finger scares her from her lovely cabin in the black abyss

the horse will not agree

wow i need to print this out and frame it. I'm so overwhelmed with FEELS I might just cry and commit some arson omg I just really love red

invisible dog doesn't want to go to the vet

sonic's eye needs to loose weight jesus

deer rebels against his parent, fly.

goose face

angel, machine gun, and a toilet

nemo autioning for cars