She said "dick"!

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A cat sitting in a litter box, but pooping over the edge of the litter box, onto the floor.

Dr. Heifer is concerned about the red scribble on his face.

Pink cow says, "pip!".

A giraffe's heart just exploded -- WHY, GOD, WHY??

A blonde whore in a little black dress. Guffaw.

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Finn's face peering out from the darkness.

Fat Mario going for a swim.

Hot redhead with no nipples.

BREAKING NEWS: "OOOAH", EXCLAIMS MAN!

A man gaping at his To-do list. I guess "Have sex with a bear" was on there somewhere.

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