Magical turds with bellybutons.

A lady has stolen the "e" key off someone's keyboard and is initially pleased with herself... but is starting to feel twinges of regret.

Doodle or Die

A statue of a peanutbutter sandwich.

An angry dog holding a sword that kinda looks like a house, and has no idea what he's doing.

Ruby on fire and being very frustrated about it.

A very bland building.

Two store clerks arguing about where the pencils should go.

A guy with a wicked ice cream craving.

A blonde woman throwing up on her twin children.

The opening of Troll 2.

Doodle or Die

Delinquent grandmother steals from the grocery store.

The bat admires the lovely sunset from his cave home.

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