grey goose (^:

A smiling man with no legs can't eat his pizza slice because his abnormally oversized neck has been shot 8 times

The elephant didn't succeed in killing himself by hanging, for the compassionate rope bypassed his neck. He later dies of embarrassment.

Me when my youtube videos reach 20 views

The fish mouthing into a man's sun as a piss watches in horror

An ungrateful dog eats its owner

Bloody urine. You should probably see a doctor.

A kawaii horse whose body is a brown cloud, legs are sticks and whose tail is a match sticks its tongue out.

ash and pikachu separated by river created by team rocket. what now smartass, no pikachu to protect you from team rockek prepare for trouble

You discover your greatest passion in japanese voice acting

The most delicious-looking food one can imagine

You and me hanging out