A small corn-dog without a stick is worried about his hushpuppy friend whom has had one of their legs turn into a carrot.

The name of a new symphonic-metal band. Their first album will be name "Duel With Destruction" having a track called "It" featuring Mustane.

Mrs. Salt and Mr. Pepper from Blue's Clues proclaim their names and that they are prostituting themselves cheaply, at only nine Euros a pop.

Ask me about my mustache.

Doodle or Die

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No! I don't want that!

New Chain

Striped panties!

A man defending a salad.

An unimaginative cat.

ERMAGERD HURNUR

Michael Jackson calling some englishman a freak.

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