Cute people are concerned about mexicans and their tasty tacos

He broke your mom.

A cool dude tells kids to masturbate instead of doing drugs.

The potato is spewing a pink liquid all over the floor, and does not look very comfortable.

A CARROT MURDER HAS TAKEN PLACE!

Peter says "holy carp lois"

A confused and sad weiner looks at the ground.

New Chain

How did that get up there?

Doodle or Die

A zombie man tries to thank a doctor for saving him, but the doctor send the zombie back to the operating room...hmmmmm

An orange cat is being sprayed with a blue liquid. Similar to bukkake?

Two people with long heads and no torsos are very frightened by the Bodies exhibit they are at.

A white man is very confused when he finds a large group of black people swimming in the ocean. The sun also lingers in the air...hmmmm

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