Some women utters incomprehensible words

Crazy Asian bitch

Noodle murder

Some dumbass decides to make a cat ruler, thus the country falls into chaos

UPS is run by monkeys with hook arms

Fat man can't attract hot women so he cry's about it

Shazbot

Ants invading a pants factory

A company wishes you to die (i.e its probably EA)

Sanic Teh Duck

Green n' Purple

Potatoes