You have a paper cut on your WHAT?
hot shark
an onion going through marital problems
Mr. Fantastic strangling a naked child in his bed.
coke masquerading around as diet coke. the bastard.
a bloody negro is astounded by the news on TV
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Link with a bloody nose, and he's in love with it
Guy carries a huge door
green question mark with black trim. Instead of this, draw a ship in the ocean, but the water is melty nacho-style cheese.
fAGGOT video game
a man dances in his feces
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