The Asian Guy From Star Trek

My teacher before sex.

Heil Mein Pikachu

A gay wolf

We Want Half Life 3

My dad.

My childhood

Time in a tree or Luigi on a phone line.

Hermione Granger before sex.

Chillin' Like A Villain Eatin' Strawberry Fillin' With A Guy Named Dillon.

A poor, defenseless brown cross is being reverse-raped by Jesus in a sea of piss. and Jesus is on his period.

Scissoring your mom.