A bald man claims he was stabbed. I do not believe him because he has a blue snake tongue.
"Ohh lawds.. I spilled the koolaid."
A man blames a pig for a crime.
Who the fuck cares why the chicken crossed the fucking road
the odd conjoined twin out
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serious mexican
Some KKKs meet in a forest during a hunting trip.
A bowl of Cartman's favorite snack....mmm delicious
mario didn't get his mushrooms that day
2 spiders meeting spider mayun.
Its feeding time for this belly!
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