Anon rolls for a 22.

Gangsta Koopa Troops shoots Mario with a NES Zapper.

God destroys the earth. The (kawaii) moon, shocked, attacks him with large meteors.

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Luigi discovers Goombas make great sex toys.

A smug frog pillowcase.

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Waluigi commits suicide.

Chad shits on /v/'s grave, while dreaming of his childhood hero, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mike Tyson painfully giving birth to a large, brown poop.

Okami dog takes a poop which has an alien inside it!

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Mario trying on a new hat.

A mountain scene. Men wearing red-ringed crowns shoot at each other, yelling, while a man with an eye patch and cigar watches.

A negro fornicates with an Xbox while the Playstation watches

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