You like me, you really like me!!!

A man getting attacked by a kelp monster wearing a bow-tie. The man is screaming for help; this situation is terrifying.

Let's get high.

A stern denial.

Hello, my name is:

New Chain

All of a sudden you remember that stupid thing you did in 4th grade.

A single drop of blood.

Two maggots inside an orange

A pirate book with a parrot.

Leaving a flaming bag of dog poop on your neighbor's front porch.

a pirate who hates racism

Bow down to the evil lemon!

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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