A turtle has learned how to walk on two legs... but not without a price: as punishment, a floating question mark shall forever haunt him.
mario brothers
Calliope
My boss has a rotten nose and ejaculates blood
A carrot cries tears of blood for his inability to swim.
Never before have I been so excited about cheese.
Dog about to eat a water bottle. Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!
Happy Birthday! Here's a toilet.
homer simpson eating
NEW CHAIN
Pink faced creature lacking an eye, begging for affection. Slightly reminiscent of Donnie Darko's Frank. [good movie]
Ahhh.... la tour eiffel!
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