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Doodle or Die

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DAT ASS. SO BULGEY.

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Aging Pet Rock has a mid-life crisis.

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Devo's new hit song, "Urgey"

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Pink man levitates a cookie above a large can of soup.

Britney Spears opens up Pandora's box...AGAIN.

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