me vs. my trackpad. sometimes i win, other times sacrifices must be made in favor of a pun.
A brown muppet is startled by the word of the day.
Frosty must rob and steal to support his snowflake addiction.
A corn flakes box and a bell pepper fall in love.
A supa kawaii turd.
DAT ASS. SO BULGEY.
New from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Mid-life Crisis
Aging Pet Rock has a mid-life crisis.
Thing 1 has a bald spot.
Devo's new hit song, "Urgey"
Sheet of paper rubs in the fact that other sheet of paper has herpes. New sitcom: Meet the Sheetheads.
Pink man levitates a cookie above a large can of soup.
Britney Spears opens up Pandora's box...AGAIN.