The tears were the tastiest thing the woman ever tasted in her life but sadly her body was unable to tolerate their concentrated manliness.

Batman receives a pet kitty from the Riddler

Now the undead astronaut could finally fulfill her greatest wish; playing vollyball with an orca ghost on the moon.

Jon from Garfield attempting to escape the wrath of god on an unicycle and failing horribly

The annoying Ghostbuster's theme gave the man an idea; he would create his own ghost hunting company.

The battle was long and noblely fought but ultimately King Penguin was unable to defeat the dastardly Snake Queen

That monkey's seen some shit in his time

Solid Snake transformed into a cat

Mr. Hippo goes to the rave

After the Earth left, the Sun turned to online dating to try and fill the void left in its life.

The octopus went on to become a youtube sensation.

The child's father takes aim and pulls the trigger. Mom will never hurt his little boy ever again.