balloons who are secure in their masculinity

Dog finds owner dead in a pool of blood, responds philosophically.

chickens mining for gold

Mean little stool with chickenpox gets his punishment for sassing mom.

Rat Philosopher

Crow coughing up blood

EMT mows yards on weekends to make ends meet

Girl with antennae and no arms tries to dance as the music blares. Everyone has left the party. She is sad and alone.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Mrs Claus gets a massage but keeps her identity secret.

Yay! Tornado cancels school!

Help I can't do math!