After Prada and Little Debbie teamed up, the lemon-poppyseed handbag became the hottest-selling item.

Where can I find someone who can peer-review a set of structural engineering drawings in Guam?

yo this bere got like 6 penus

They used to call me "Hearty Cookie" in high school.

My dad was a milkman.

The sun is tripping on some bad E.

Black guy talking shit to Gene Wilder.

Three-eyed disembodied heads attract too many flies.

Don't do it, Pikachu!

We all pack our hearts with medicine.

What's an intergalactic expedition without candy corn?

Catheters don't make Twister any more fun.