Bitches ain't shit but minnows and ludericks, Lick on these tentacles and suck the beak.

It's kirby. Just kirby. That's all. Blank white canvas. He's not even colored in. Well, the shoes sort of are but not with commitment.

Like slam I heard the crowd screaming out jam I swear that I'm telling you the facts Cuz that's how I beat Shaq

A thought-provoking and emotional Tim Buckley comic.

This blonde lady really loves roses. That's really all she's about.

Jolly good, t-rex, jolly good.

Little blue frog jumps into the river while old mister tree watches by the hay.

Techno batman hangs upside down in the cyberpunk batcave. His blue science has gone haywire, oh no! Someone call RoboAlfred!

Oh no! That's a fork and I'm some sort of something. Like. A tissue? Ravioli? Man, I don't know, I just don't like forks.

The G is the tallest of all the letters! It rules supreme!

A pirate who thinks it's hilarious that booty is a homonym. Makes jokes about it constantly. We're all tired of him.

This man right here knows how to enjoy a cigar: with a moustache.

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