D&D monster with tantacles and eyes (It's not a Beholder)

I'm on a toilet. I'm so happy that I pissed on the floor, that I have an erection.

A whit line composed of dots lost in space

A scientist staring at a huge red screen on which is written: WARNING!

TF player telling Soldier to fire his rocket launcher, but Soldier reffuses

A portrait of OP. He has beard on the neck. He is yellow. Blue shirt. He is sad.

A child with giant head issues is next to the 'Schlong John Silver's' and says to 2 cotton candy balls: 'Free Candy!'. The End

TRAGDOR(!) spitting fire on a human

Princgles can: you're my only friend in life!

A pirate with a brown hat and moustache saying 'No Weigh' in red text.