The frightening result of a bird mating with a pencil.

An apologetic bowling ball.

A criminal mastermind converts a house (that is specifically not a bong) into a bong.

Three misshapen apples.

Twilight

A bleeding and weeping Doritos chip.

Stairway to heaven.

There once was a hobbit that lived in a hole.

Link finally flips out in response to his fairy companions constant exhortations of "hey, listen!"