a bartender's eye skewered on a toothpick because he didn't refill the martini
my little pony craves your flesh
a robot that loves pcs and hates macs
laughing at the rules
fat ninja not giving a dachshund any food
mario about to receive surprise buttsex
the kkk vs. large black women
cleansing the world of evil two-headed ostriches
anne frank writing a love letter to hitler
a person mortified by walking in on a family member taking a shower
a recovering drug addict's shopping list
hot robot bikini time