a xylophone with a different color and number on each bar

This guy's like "No, I have enough bullshit," and the other guy's like, "Want some of my bullshit."

sherlock is sad

the pope is telling someone he's going to hell for making his dog into a taco

Pringles, original flavor

epic explosion

A majestic rainbow flag with a rising sun in the background

A farming spoon(?) watches the duck tearfully depart from Aflac HQ. An unseen voice says "Goodbye duck mascot, Hello farming spoon!"

a turd wearing a pink dress?

and dirk loves jake

tada, a green goblin

somebody is on a pony and they're saying they want to get off, hopefully meaning they want to get off the pony, not like, get off, geez