Meanwhile, at Valve

A sad stickman observing Rare studios raping their beloved BanjoKazooie franchise with the game Nuts 'n' Bolts. He just can't believe it.

Hmm, what's in this chest, maybe so-OHFUCKSHIT HARRGBBLLFH FIREEEEE

The flag of dirty peasants and shitty carnev-HUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEu

sounds like a good gay porno ~uguu

Oh may, so many peeps from slash vee slash here now, huh?

Some emo faggot holding an ocarina while Red Vines™ come out of his arm

It's - a - me! Dehydration!

One Eastern Islands head statue is sad and has nothing to say to the compassionate second Eastern Islands head statue

A typical american ice-cream cone

Sad red paint tube is sitting at the edge of a cliff sighing, at night, with what appears to be a suicide note

The moon says HI! with a giant LED display