"Hey, wanna have some...BANANAS?" "Damn right, I do, good sir. Take some cheese in exchange."

How the hell do you milk a chicken. Seriously. They ain't mammals. No nipples. You sickos.

A moment of silence for the dead patch of grass. Rest in peace.

Sesame Street has taken some scary turns

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George cotton-pickin' Washington

The Satanic cult of Feminism produces citrus fruits

The trees are rebelling against their technological overlords

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Give me all ur luvin

abstract environmentally-friendly house

A black bat is giving out free stabs

A blue guy wants to ask a question so he politely raises his hand to express his opinion.

Spongebob's house wearing pink sunglasses

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