I'm not entirely sure what it is, but it's a very well-drawn grey and brown thing, and it says "ribbit".

Jaspers, after having been smashed to death by Jane's unabridged Colonel Sassacre's, now resides within a dimly lit dream bubble.

The severed head of a blonde man upon a pedestal begins to speak in tongues.

A meek, mild-mannered man does his best to ignore the fat man wanking next to him.

"You came to the wrong hood, motherfucker."

In Mother Russia, one bottle of vodka can sustain an entire village for thirty days.

Pedobear attests to his preferred sort of art.

Portable Abominations: You Must Attain Each of Them.

Man in blonde toupee is completely oblivious to the fact that it does nothing to hide his baldness. He wonders what everyone is staring at.

A blonde woman in a red dress can stand neither the sight of purple, blue, green, and pink stars, nor the sight of black arrows.

He's the motherflippin' Rhymenocerous. His beats are fat, and the birds are on his back, and he's horny (He's horny).

A worm informs a plumber that his hypothesis was correct: The shit is, indeed, broke, yo.

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