fish + light = Mr Sparkle

draw yourself as a Simpsons character

That's odd, Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

Homer tripping on Guatemalan insanity pepper.

Opening a pizza box to discover a gateway to an alternate universe. An aliens hands are reaching out and a slice of pizza is floating around

dog detective

"What are you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?"

Iago the parrot

bruce willis says obey with bees flying out of his mouth

Batman's on his knees crying looking down at the ice cream on the ground that fell out of his cone.

Moleman getting hit in the balls with a football

Mexican batman