Who am I? says the muffin

Gtfo NARUTO

Mario's hat zoomed up so u only see a red "M" surrounded by white circle surrounded by red

Black Naruto

They said I could become anything I want, so I became a table lamp

Man eating KFC

Ash trying to catch a shiny psyduck

Pain/Sage of six paths/Creator of Akatsuki (Naruto Shipuden)

Hidden leaf derp talks about being in places

a pear with a mouth saying "Lol WuT"

Gemini chibi

box or rocks