Dickhead jumps in volcano.

Forever alone cigar smoking tophatted crab. With AIDS.

Homestruck sucks ass.

Coffee!

Sarcasm will get you places.

"I gots the Type 2 diabetus from GEENETICS."

Teh gayz is nasty.

Fake North Korean McDonalds with armed guards.

LOLCOPTER.

Roid raging crustacean from iconic children's show.

Hatin to the bone.