Little sperm put in the friendzone by egg cell
Bambi's mom being killed by the vacuum cleaner
Donald Trump is trying to bring some Italian culture to the US. He is crying because it's so beautiful.
Medic is sad because that was not medicine
a 1000 years in the future sea levels have risen so far that planet Earth is jealous of Mars and all its land
Yellow demon makes mike's little baby brother float up above a pumpkin.
Mr. Hankey running away from his cowboy hat
Sickman world boxing championships! Red gloves only!
Just a dolphin derping around
Volcano is sad because it erupted, but it can't cry because it's tears immediately evaporate because of the lava.
The holy pink cube of friendship
My darkest secrets