So many ninjas all you can see is black. I expect much detail in this doodle.

As many different breeds of dog as you are able to draw. If that means just one, then so be it, but know that you'll never succeed in life.

They say a picture paints a thousand words, but all this paints is shit.

A modern art piece painted using shit instead of paint.

Pandas invade a village so they can sneeze their diseases at everyone.

A bird-like creature cowers in its blue sleeping bag as the three-legged moustached woman approaches.

A chicken discharges blue electricity from its beak.

Flying eyes silently mock a man using a trowel as a prosthetic car.

Invisi-bear realises the downside to his newfound superpower: nobody notices him.

The right nipple if safe, but the left should be repeatedly shot at.

Use the bow of light to fire an arrow at the monster on the other side of the purple abyss.

A white snake on a white background, probably drawn by a white person. 'Tzzzz' is the snake's vocalisation of choice.