A green leaf, mournfully looking upon the corpses of his dead leaf friends. Begins to realize the bleak withering nature of life.

A Drunk Chester Cheetah, Mascot of Cheetos... He probably got fired.

A white dude, a black dude, and an alien... All confused that they are all wearing uniforms from Target.

Old, wise wizard. With a purple hat and arms, no less. Proclaims "No dogs allowed!"

Junkrat basking in his explosive and fiery glory!

Simply, a Happy Boat.

Windows XP background with a picket sign that has a red X drawn over some naked dude picking up a swan.

Green eggs and a little ham, like a miniature ham.

Johnny Greenwood when asked what his BDSM safe word is replied "WImBLEDoN"

Breaking News on CNN: "This is Wolf Blitzer here to talk about Putin's ties with Russia, Question mark... Question mark."

A white male age 71, short blond hair. Wearing a black, not so well tailor, suit and red tie. Proclaiming he sold his soul to Satan.

A ninja speaking the word "Ahh" with blood squirting from his eyes at the pure sight of an old red-headed (Yes pubes to) naked woman.